Born to Be Wild · Forced to Be Responsible — Member Edition
Hand-pressed by me. One shirt at a time. In my garage. Surprise, Arizona.
— Jenny, founder · Read my story →
👕 Fit + fabric
Regular unisex fit on NEW BLUE Comfort Colors heavyweight 100% cotton, garment-dyed + pre-shrunk. Runs true to size.
📏 Size guide · body measurements (click to expand)
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Best for bust |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 17.5" | 26" | 32-34" |
| M | 19" | 27" | 34-36" |
| L | 20.5" | 28" | 38-40" |
| XL | 22" | 29" | 42-44" |
Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton — garment-dyed + pre-shrunk so what you measure is what you wear.
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The exact mood of every woman over 40, on a shirt.
Born to be wild. Forced to be responsible. Both true. Both at once. Both written on a longhorn skull surrounded by desert flowers — vintage rodeo poster style, hand-pressed on Comfort Colors heavyweight blue jean.
The phrase that says what every mom, every working woman, every wife, every responsible adult who used to be feral is already thinking.
Refuse to Fade Club · Member Edition
Wild at heart. Tame for the bills.
- Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight blue jean
- Hand-pressed by Jenny in Surprise, AZ
- Multi-color rust + cream + sage print
📦 Drop 2 Pre-Order — ships within 2 weeks.
The details
- Blank: Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton
- Fit: Relaxed / true to size, slightly oversized. Size down for fitted.
- Fabric: Garment-dyed, soft-washed — broken-in feel from day one, pre-shrunk
- Print: Premium DTF, heat-cured — won't crack, peel, or fade in the wash
- Made: Hand-pressed by Jenny in Surprise, Arizona — small batch, no factory
- Ships: 3–5 business days from Arizona, tracking emailed
- Returns: 30 days, no restocking fee, no drama
- Care: Wash cold inside-out, hang or low-tumble dry. Don't iron the print.
Questions? Email jenny@shirthappensbyjenny.com — I personally answer, usually same day.
Size Guide
Comfort Colors heavyweight runs relaxed/true to size. For a more fitted look, size down.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Best for |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 27.5 | 5'0"–5'4", 110–135 lb |
| M | 20 | 28.5 | 5'4"–5'7", 130–160 lb |
| L | 22 | 29.5 | 5'6"–5'9", 155–185 lb |
| XL | 24 | 30.5 | 5'7"–5'11", 180–215 lb |
| 2XL | 26 | 31.5 | 5'8"–6'0", 210–240 lb |
Model is 5'7", 145 lb, wearing size M (slouchy fit).
