Cork? Never Heard of Her — Refuse to Fade Club Member Edition

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✦ Hand-pressed in Surprise, Arizona ✦ Ships in 3–5 days ✦ 30-day easy returns

Hand-pressed by me. One shirt at a time. In my garage. Surprise, Arizona.

— Jenny, founder · Read my story →

👕 Fit + fabric

Regular fit on BEIGE (ivory) Comfort Colors heavyweight 100% cotton, garment-dyed + pre-shrunk. Runs true to size.

📏 Size guide · body measurements (click to expand)
SizeChest (in)Length (in)Best for bust
S17.5"26"32-34"
M19"27"34-36"
L20.5"28"38-40"
XL22"29"42-44"

Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton — garment-dyed + pre-shrunk so what you measure is what you wear.

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The shirt for women who traded the cork for cold brew (and zero apologies).

Wine? Never heard of her. Drama? Never heard of her. Whatever's draining you? Never heard of her either.

Hand-pressed by Jenny in Surprise, Arizona on Comfort Colors heavyweight cream — vintage western banner art, illustrated by hand, screen-printed in rust + cream + sage. Reads like a $42 boutique tee.

Refuse to Fade Club · Member Edition
For women 40+ who refuse to disappear, quiet down, or apologize.

  • Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight, garment-dyed
  • Hand-pressed by Jenny, one at a time, in Surprise, AZ
  • Vintage western multi-color print

📦 Drop 2 Pre-Order — ships within 2 weeks of order date.

The details

  • Blank: Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Fit: Relaxed / true to size, slightly oversized. Size down for fitted.
  • Fabric: Garment-dyed, soft-washed — broken-in feel from day one, pre-shrunk
  • Print: Premium DTF, heat-cured — won't crack, peel, or fade in the wash
  • Made: Hand-pressed by Jenny in Surprise, Arizona — small batch, no factory
  • Ships: 3–5 business days from Arizona, tracking emailed
  • Returns: 30 days, no restocking fee, no drama
  • Care: Wash cold inside-out, hang or low-tumble dry. Don't iron the print.

Questions? Email jenny@shirthappensbyjenny.com — I personally answer, usually same day.

Ships Fast In 3–5 days from Arizona
Easy Returns 30 days, no drama
Made by Jenny Hand-pressed by me

Size Guide

Comfort Colors heavyweight runs relaxed/true to size. For a more fitted look, size down.

SizeChest (in)Length (in)Best for
S1827.55'0"–5'4", 110–135 lb
M2028.55'4"–5'7", 130–160 lb
L2229.55'6"–5'9", 155–185 lb
XL2430.55'7"–5'11", 180–215 lb
2XL2631.55'8"–6'0", 210–240 lb

Model is 5'7", 145 lb, wearing size M (slouchy fit).

📏 Fit & Sizing — Read Before You Pick +

Fits like Comfort Colors 1717. This is the heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed style every Refuse to Fade tee is hand-pressed on. Runs slightly oversized with a unisex cut — true to size if you like room, size DOWN one if you want a fitted look.

Most women 40+ size down one for a flattering fit. Example: usually wear M? Order S. Want it oversized? Stay true to size.

Size Chest (in) Length (in) Fits Bust
S 18" 28" 32-34"
M 20" 29" 35-37"
L 22" 30" 38-40"
XL 24" 31" 41-43"

Fabric: 100% ringspun cotton · 6.1 oz garment-dyed · pre-shrunk · heavyweight that softens with every wash

Not sure? DM @shirthappensbyjennyofficial with your usual size + a brand you wear (e.g. Madewell, Old Navy, J.Crew) and I'll tell you exactly which size to pick. 🌵